Monday, June 9, 2008

Male Enchancement E-Mails

What's the deal with all these "male enhancement" e-mails? "Make your lady love you."


Can I really do that with a vacuum pump? The love you part, I mean. Actually, the increased penis size is a pretty dicey claim too, but let's leave that out for now.


Are these people serious in thinking that any reasonably mature guy thinks that what his relationship needs is a bigger penis. I know what you're thinking ladies so I'll say it for you.


Since that's where his brains seem to be, maybe a bit more volume there would lead to some smarter behavior. Right?


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Wake up people! You don't have to be John Gottman or Dr. Ruth or Dr. Phil or Lonnie Barbach or Bernie Zilbergeld to know that that is not what women are asking for.


On the other hand, it would be a lot simpler than talking and listening.


But, don't forget this - - -
Somebody must be buying this crap or they wouldn't keep sending the emails.


Please, stop buying penis pumps and expanding pills so that my bulk mail box stops filling up every day. It's enough.

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